A SPECIAL TRANSMISSION FROM THE NORTHERN PROVINCES...........................

Through the valiant effort of the people of our nation -- The Special Research Division at the Kavaya Station is close to a major breakthrough. As you know, we have been tasked with the great honor to be the first to make contact with the gods. We, the chosen bunnies of the Northern Provinces, are to bear witness to god's will, and carry out her wish. We are close to a critical point in our research. More than ever, the nation needs your help to make this dream a reality.

Interested? Contact your nearest recruitment office!

The commission awaits your call...

Have loved ones loyal to the cause? Remember: Enlisting grants special ration privileges to your family. With the commission, you can be more sure than ever that your sacrifice is not in vain.